Log Entry: SOL 118My conversation with NASA about the Water Reclaimer was boring and riddled with technical details. So I'll paraphrase for you: Me: "This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?" N A S A: (After about 5 hours of deliberation) "No. You'll fuck it up and die." So I took it apart. Andy Weir
About This Quote

NASA is a government organization that researches space travel and other projects. NASA's official slogan is "we not only do Buzz Aldrin, we don't even do it." This quote captures NASA’s general attitude and the fact that they only do the bare minimum and never follow through on anything they say.

Source: The Martian

Some Similar Quotes
  1. I have something I need to tell you, " he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you,... - Veronica Roth

  2. I love you like a fat kid loves cake! - Scott Adams

  3. Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. - Lemony Snicket

  4. When God Created Mothers"When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And God said, "Have you read the specs on this order?"... - Erma Bombeck

  5. And next time you're planning to injure yourself to get me attention, just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders. - Cassandra Clare

More Quotes By Andy Weir
  1. As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.

  2. If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.

  3. Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.” What do you know? I’m in command

  4. I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.

  5. Log Entry: SOL 118My conversation with NASA about the Water Reclaimer was boring and riddled with technical details. So I'll paraphrase for you: Me: "This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?" N A S A: (After...

Related Topics